Well!

Talk about a waste of natural (or otherwise) resources, not to mention what were probably very expensive wedding gifts.

I’m talking about the girl with the fat ass that married the currently unemployed basketball player 72+ days ago and filed for divorce this week.

Let’s mock her, shall we? The following link will take you to a calculator that figures out how long you have been married in “Kardashians”, a unit of measure that represents 72 days of marriage. For instance, I’ve been dating Bob for 68.61 Kardashians.

Kardashian Calculator